Can’t concentrate. Head too full of goo. What? I know it’s been a week! Allergies don’t have a schedule! I mean, they can be seasonal, which is sort of like a schedule, but - You know what. Shut up!
List of things you should stop saying to people with bad allergies:
Have some local honey!
We have the honey. We have all of the honey. Why can’t you find honey? Because of your allergic friends.
I take so and so. You should try it!
Oh, we’ve all tried it, but thanks for trying
Shots are supposed to be helpful
Been there. Done that.
Wait, you have a cat and you’re allergic? You should get rid of it.
You shut your filthy mouth! I mean. . . No. I stand by my “shut your filthy mouth” response.
For those of you feel like I’m just being whiny and grumpy, that’s great. Let me get back to sneezing and come back next week when I can breathe better. For those of you who understand why I am grumpy, may solidarity carry us through the spring and may panicky people stop buying all of the tissues.
