Have you found yourself repeatedly listening to songs like “Go the Distance” and “Life is a Highway”? Have you been obsessing over movies with distant places in the title like Under the Tuscan Sun and An American Werewolf in London? Did you check yourself spending an hour and a half scrolling through Google maps trying to figure out the easiest ways to get through the 5 boroughs of New York City?

It sounds like the lack of a vacation away from you living room in the midst of the Covid-19 pandemic is finally getting to you. But there’s another suggestion. How about a trip to Imagination Land! Oh look, a store made of ice cream! And there’s a stampede of llama wearing top hats! Oh boy! Let’s ride on the Zeppelin that runs on a dislike for people who refuse to wear masks in public!

What? I’m fine. Why do you ask?