Cat’s typing: Kafienaknu knaioeomklvnu ksndfuvbueianfoijhiylhg’io;ujfki pow344fklh0-ofdik

Writer’s swearing: Get the hell off of there! No, you cannot lay there! Why are you purring at me? Don’t think you can purr your way out of this. Oh. You rubbed your chin on my hand. And you did that cute silent meow thing. Damn it. Fine. Lay wherever you want.

Cat's thinking: Sucker.