Humans have had millennia to really think about these signs and the different correlations to them. There’s so much that even the ones I am presenting aren’t even close to everything involved with the sign in question. There’s so much more like what body parts, what tarot card, flowers, crystals, you get the idea. Use this as a jumping off point and do your own research. I am sure there’s a specific pizza associated with each of these signs too. So here we go. The tenth zodiac sign is Capricorn.

Goat-fish or sea-goats are a real thing. Or at least they were. Like the centaurs, these creatures were created in antiquity and then eventually were discovered to be hellish abominations. Unlike the centaurs, the goat-fishes wanted dominion over the land and sea. They attacked many human settlements and fishing ships, waging one of the first inter-species wars. Because of their irascibility, humans learned to kill them on sight or avoid them at all costs. The sea-goats eventually made their way to the wilderness and would only attack if some human came too close to their nest. They say there are few sea-goats left in the world, but the ones who hang on still have a burning desire for world domination.

People born under the sign of Capricorn tend to be stubborn and selfish, like their symbol, the sea-goats. They may or may not be planning to take over the world, so if you meet one, use extreme caution. It’s still uncertain if the Capricorns are affiliated with the actual remaining sea-goats, so be on the look out for strange goat-fish related paraphernalia when you hang out at your Capricorn friends’ house. Report your findings to the FBI or some other government agency. Above all else, don’t let a Capricorn know what you are doing. They will take you out without a second thought.

Dates

Dec 21- Jan 20

Ruling Planet

Saturn

Symbol

Goat-fish/ Sea-goat

Mythic Background

Babylonian God Ea and the goat that nursed baby Zeus, Amalthea

Modality

Cardinal

Recognizable Traits

Disciplined energy, resourceful, consistent, reliable, and take things pretty seriously

Element

Earth

Strengths

Perseverance, longevity, and discernment

Colors

Brown & Khaki

Weaknesses

Stubborn, relentless, and rigid in their beliefs

House

Tenth

Mantra

I Use

 

Aquarius

(Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Pick up that Scam Likely call because the universe is trying to get ahold of you. Don’t send the universe to voice mail. It’s rude. 

Leo                        (Jun 23 – Aug 22)

Avoid anything that has to do with money today. Don’t buy anything, don’t pick up pennies, don’t accept money either. It’ll be bad if you do.

Pisces              (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Change is coming. Use the natural energy in your life to catapult yourself straight into it. You’ll only regret it a little bit.

Virgo                   (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

People are complicated and hyper-criticism won’t help matters. Like it or not, you need people to further your nefarious plans.

Aries                (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

New things are tempting you with their shiny-ness. Succumb to the shiny- it could bring much excitement and change.

Libra                     (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Stop everything you are doing! Drop that coffee! Chuck that bagel to the side- the love of your life is coming today!

Taurus          (Apr 20 – May 20)

You can’t do this alone. It’s time to ask for [proverbial] help with burying the body.

Scorpio                    (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

A god is hunting you. Beware of the lightning as it could be your undoing.

Gemini         (May 21 – Jun 20)

It’s time to come clean before you are found out. If you control the narrative, it will make your accusers think twice.

Sagittarius            (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

If you chose the right weapons, you’ll be ready for whatever mortal problem comes your way.

Cancer          (Jun 21 – Jul 22)

You’ve developed X-Ray vision! How will you use this new superpower? Inquiring minds want to know!

Capricorn            (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Wow, you really pulled it off! Good job! You deserve to bask in the accolades. And cake.

 

* I wish it went without saying that this is a work of fiction. Please do not take it seriously.

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