Hey there internet gremlins! It is I, your favorite advice angel, Azra. It’s a new decade and so I thought I would change things up a bit and find me a soul mate. What better way to do that then the internet! Specifically those dating apps I’ve heard so much about.

Well, I’ve signed up for one and man! All of this info that they ask for up front? Like am I a robot? (How dare a computer ask me that?) How important is religion to you? (um, pretty dang important since my grand-baby is a Goddess.) What’s your favorite conspiracy theory? (The one about the landing strips for gay Martians in Des Moines). Who knew that the dating world could be so interesting already?

Buckle up, buttercups! Uncle Azra is dating now!

Yeehaw!

Azra

***Disclaimer***Azra is not someone to take advice from. He’s not even human- he’s an exiled angel that gets his kicks dispensing horrible advice to people. Do not take his advice seriously. It is meant to be satirical and not to be taken literally.